facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

Facejump

A surprise and not necessarily wanted make out. When one person decides to kiss another without the latter knowing it is going to happen.

Jen: Last night Chris kissed me!
Cassie: Ew! Why did you let him do that?!?
Jen: I didn't. It was a facejump! He caught me by complete surprise

by ryersonchik December 20, 2010

Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

Face Bump

Usually done between girls as a hello or a goodbye. Cheek to cheek followed by a kiss noise. "

Face Bump" me, "Face Bump", give me a "Face Bump", I will "Face Bump" that. See ya later Face Bump, etc.

by MCNOAHFARM May 12, 2010

face bump

A kiss without making the smooch sound

I wanted a real kiss, not a face bump!!

by budlightdraft June 2, 2015

FaceJumping

When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.

Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)

by R.I.4Ever September 6, 2010

Facedumpster

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.

Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"

by davestj July 7, 2011