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Jeremy Dyson

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner
by Atari April 6, 2004
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Dyson Sweep

A dance move derived from the hand drying action of a Dyson Airblade.

Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.

However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).

The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.

The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.
*During the start of 'No Problem' - Chase & Status*

Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"

!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"
by Grand Master Skank March 14, 2011
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Dyson

Dyson is a sweet and caring guy. He always looks to help others and is well respected by everyone. You can always find a person named dyson through the clouds and past the rainbow because of his shining personality. He'll be located in the pot of gold where everything else is sparkling just like him.
Dyson- I wonder where my toothpick is

Dave- I don't know dyson, you must've lost it
by Bitchybootyqueen August 29, 2017
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Mike Dyson

When you dump a dust buster all over someone after intercourse. Then you beat the person with the dust buster.
by BBK all the way April 4, 2013
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Dycon

A lesbian role model. Or someone who is your icon that is a lesbian.
Ellen DeGeneres is a Dycon. She is the best person who walks this earth!
by jonfizzle December 9, 2003
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Dyson Sphere

An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an entire star, so as to harvest ALL of its energy. To make a Dyson Sphere would provide an unimaginable amount of living space and energy.

A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.

A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.
A much debated topic, estimated sizes of Dyson spheres can be from 190000000 km to several light months (for more than one star inside of the sphere).

"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg
by Will Zweifel July 31, 2008
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Dysonberry

A piece of dust or dirt that won't come off when you are emptying your Dyson cannister.
Normally the cannister empties out pretty easily, but every once and a while I have to shake a few times for the Dysonberry to fall off.
by Bluon March 22, 2008
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