If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.
by Lug1a October 11, 2019
A brand of tape which is useful for just about anything. Many people use it to reattach broken pieces of their car after an accident. Other people construct expensive items such as wallets, or (if you're like me) shoes, out of Duct Tape to avoid wasting huge amounts of money on the real thing.
Silver Duct Tape is classic, but red and blue are only slightly less awesome.
Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.
by J. Arnier March 19, 2007
The greastest thing on this planet. Primarily used to repair things. Although many people (like myself) have used duct tape for more crafty purposes, such as making Duct Tape Jackets, and Duct Tape Wallets.
by Cptn. John Pineapple September 09, 2004
Person 1:In the game Dead Rising 2, the protagonist, Chuck Greene uses Duct Tape to combine two chainsaws and a paddle together.
Person 2: Dude! he must kick zombie ass!
Person 2: Dude! he must kick zombie ass!
by Guile_Sasori December 19, 2011
A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.
Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.
Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.
Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.
by this book is gay May 11, 2018
One of the most versatile substances every created, can be used to fix just about anything and be used to make just as much. also very useful as a chick magnet when worn on your wrist.
Girl: why are you wearing duct tape on your wrist?
Boy: it's a great way to met women.
Girl: why do you say that?
Boy: cause you had to ask.
Boy: it's a great way to met women.
Girl: why do you say that?
Boy: cause you had to ask.
by withoutwax1618 July 11, 2008
The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.
Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
by Jason June 19, 2006