1 definition by Bigstrokingnonce1
Sent from the Gods, this magical tape will fix anything. If you can't fix it with duct tape your not using enough or you need some of the old WD40. It is the 119th element on the periodic table. It holds the universe together. If you ever see a racing car, look closely and you will see that it's main material is duct tape. Once you use duct tape for the first time it becomes a way of life that you can't leave behind. No sane person leaves their house without duct tape because it can be used for anything, including but not limited to: contraception, bottle openers, coats wallets, pencil cases, anything really.
by Bigstrokingnonce1 June 2, 2017