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dickstink

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.
Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.
by Cape Horn December 27, 2010
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dickstraction

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.
"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."
by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005
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dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
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dickstract

Jennifer is such a dickstract
by God of definition April 21, 2017
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DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.
Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”
by Wolfany January 19, 2021
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distinctives

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things
Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
by WordWorks December 31, 2013
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dickstench

That shit smell found on some people who masturbate excessively.
"Ayo, Ian what the f*** is that?!"

"Idk brah..."

"Aw dam man, u been jacking it again, its f***ing dickstench."
by YoImFromTheGhetto July 13, 2010
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