DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

by Wolfany January 19, 2021

Dickstractions

Distracted by the dick and fucking off all responsibilities.

"I have so many dickstractions; I can't get anything done"

by Rinsidy June 9, 2019

dickstruction

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.

After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.

by Andypal September 7, 2010

dickstraction

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

Distractionship

A type of relationship where both partners are engaged with each other for the purpose of distracting themselves from previous relationship trauma.

After Megan and I broke up, my friend Kayla and I decided on a distractionship after she had just broken up with her boyfriend

by Anansi May 21, 2017

dickstraction

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.

I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!

by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010

DickStraction

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.

"So I fucked Dexter last night."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

by The Original Sabs August 4, 2007