dickentive

an incentive in the form of a penis. Something a girl wouldn't do other wise unless a hot guy "dick" was going to be present.

I usually don't go out of my way but the dickentive is crazy ... mad hot guys are gonna be there tonite =

by illo5012 October 11, 2009

Dicktention

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

Dickmentia

When you get fucked so well, your brain stops functioning besides thinking about getting laid again.

Me: Hey Alex, did you study for the exam?
Alex: I had a horrible case of dickmentia, I couldn't focus on anything. I even forgot everything I learned from class!

by UnofficialMedJournal July 18, 2019

Dickmentia

When a girl goes in and out of consciousness while having intercourse.

If you fuck Lily she will pass tf out because she has dickmentia.

by inutinyourmom September 10, 2019

Dickmentia

When you haven't had sex in so long that you forget what it feels like.

"It's been so long since Daniel fucked, he's got dickmentia."

by Sour_Honeybee September 22, 2019

dickmental

To be a judgemental dick. To judge the actions of others in a harsh way.

Ken was extremely dickmental on facebook after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by sparkinjr March 3, 2014

Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018