Cuntfairy

A gaylord fairy, who's also a cunt, finds taking pictures of lights highly amusing often named regina... Nancy Drew is anything but a cuntfairy

Girl: Yeah, brittney just took a picture of the light and is laughing
Guy: What a cuntfairy!

by Clusterfuck leader of cuntfairies February 2, 2008

cuntdick

A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.

Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.

by nicholas b. August 30, 2005

Cunthair

Smallest unit of measurement used in everyday American construction industry

It's a cunthair off level/plumb/square etc.
Take and cut a cunthair off this 2x4.

by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

CuntDrip

The act of the vagina when masturbation has occured, and continues to weep with juices of excitement

Julie cuntdripped while talkin to her cousin

by APR May 8, 2003

cuntdate

update from a cunty person.

exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"

"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."

by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018

cuntainment

Cunt-ain-munt

kuhn TAYN muhnt
-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.

Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.

by nastynick69 November 8, 2009

cunthair

Again used for small measurements, typically used in Canadian construction. Can be altered by adding in "Make it a red head", which usually means, just a little more.

Hey Bob, cut a cunthair off that 1/2 inch copper pipe. Make it a red head.

by Rocketman1973 December 16, 2011