cropdusting

the act of tying a women up to a chair and jerking off into a fan that is facing her.

so i was cropdusting this chick last night.... i think she might be blind now

by curtities February 3, 2008

Cropdusting

Verb - The practice of Cropdusting is when you pass gas just before a rollercoaster speeds up - making your gas “fertilise” the “field” of people behind you.

“Hey man, I just cropdusted the entire ride, it was fucking hilarious”

“Did you hear Matt’s intending on cropdusting everyone at Alton Towers?”

by Linden2K September 10, 2021

Cropdusting

The process of letting your feces crust in your anus for 7 whole days then clenching your butt cheeks and jumping up and down so the crust falls out.

I couldn't Be bothered wiping I'm going to crust and then do some Cropdusting In 7 days.

by TruhtMaker April 2, 2024

Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.

I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.

by Dr.P.Nis March 13, 2022

social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.

A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.

by USABooty June 8, 2023

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

by charlie August 14, 2003

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006