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proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses
the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass
by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009
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Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.
One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009
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Cockologist

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"
by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018
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neuro-proctologist

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.
That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.
by doctorwhat January 25, 2013
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Cocktologist

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.
by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008
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Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died
Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009
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