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Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
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One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
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I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
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