cool hand luke

to masturbate excessively whilst listening to electronic music

that goateed mutha fucker sure likes to cool hand luke - i saw him at tower records the other day with his arm in a sling

by luke williams July 28, 2003

Cool Hand Luke Job

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.

-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Cool hand luke

The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.

Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.

Thanks for the cool hand luke Grandma!

by Fatboy33 May 17, 2006

cool hand luke gut

Relatively nice body with the exception of a pot belly that looks out of place on a fit body. Using reference of movie cool hand luke when main character played by paul newman eats 50 hard boiled eggs and has a swollen stomach.

That girl looks hot from the back but then she turned around she had a "cool hand luke gut" thing going on with her abs.

by in need of a slumpbustah October 15, 2009

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024