Definitions by Fatboy33
Cool hand luke
The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
Cool hand luke by Fatboy33 May 17, 2006