cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

Cocktard

An unsavoury person who is both a cock(arrogant, conceited) but also expresses educationally subnormal views.

Cock: "Wow he's gay and plays chess!? Retard!"
Everyone else: On the contrary, you cocktard.

by Mr_Brightside March 3, 2021

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

cucktard

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

Cockhard

Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.

Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.

ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.

ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!

by badkarma927 June 3, 2007

Cockhardy

Describes a guy who has a hardy cock

Bro can go all night with that thing. He's hella cockhardy!

by Xaime May 4, 2016