cocknitive dissonance

1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.

2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it

3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)

1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.

2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.

3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.

by xanadoodle March 27, 2017

Cockniggle

1.A word used to make fun of people. 2.A black penis. 3.A way to have sex.

1.Your such a cockniggle. 2.Your cockniggles the size of Pittsburgh 3.Did she give you a cockniggle?

by Nick Wasson May 4, 2008

cockniscient

Mindful of a man's cock, and ensuring to tend to it at appropriate intervals. An antonym would be that bitch who only gives dome once a month.

The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!

by James the NHD December 6, 2010

Cocknivore

Someone who's Sexual Diet Consists of Only Penis or Male Body Parts.They dont take kindly to the Vagina or Other Female Body Parts

Marchand:Im a Cocknivore
Wilburn:Me to
Marchand:We should go Skiing sometime Then
Wilburn:That Sounds Grand
Danny and Joey:Well were Vagitarians
Marchand:Fuck that,The Vag Blows almost as Much as me and Wilburn.
Wilburn:Yeah I perfer the The Sperm Whale over the Bearded Clam.
Danny and Joey:Screw you guys were Going Home.
Wilburn:Ryan wanna come over and play Viva Pinata with the Eskimos.
Ryan:Sure you can play with my Joy Stick.

by Danny D. and Joey T. March 2, 2008

cockzipilis

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.

Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)

by The mighty zipilis June 20, 2008

cockzipilis

where peoples cocks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. This usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their cock which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IF YOU HAVE YOU

Dan: i heard Deacon has a cockzipilis

Wainer: yep (UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Because thats what wainer does)

Dan:yup that sort of thing

Wainer: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH( sorry you don't know what the hell im on about...probably)

by The mighty zipilis June 19, 2008

cocknapkin

someone with less than usual intellect or common sense; someone better suited as a napkin used to clean a cock.

- I just told my boss to fornicate with himself vigorously!

- Dude, you are such a cocknapkin. Now you'll be fired for sure.

by HypaereonFlux December 24, 2008