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cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
by the kps October 19, 2008
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cockmonger

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.
"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
by Elastin April 4, 2009
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cockflogger

a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?
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cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.
Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.
by C February 24, 2004
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cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will
"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"
by Seth March 23, 2005
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Cockfodder

Cockfodder refers to teenage girls and young women (generally ages 12 to 19) who are pretty, naive, and have no understanding of what primarily drives men, viz. sex; hence they are fodder for sex (i.e. cock).

They will believe any story/ lie/ bullshit in order to have a boyfriend/ relationship, and accordingly be subject to/ coerced into the sex act. The term Cockfodder is not restricted to virgins.
The schoolgirls walk home to their tenements and slums. Men look on, envious of their youth, lustful of their slim legs and hips, developing breasts and the innocence in their eyes.

What does life hold for these future mothers? Only broken dreams, for here walks the cockfodder that will give birth to the next illegitimate generation.
by MMark November 8, 2009
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Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.
"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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