carpethead

n. A slang term for an African Amercian. The word is derived from the typical feature of blacks which have kinky hair.

Look at that carpethead nigger!

by niggamac July 6, 2006

Carpeteer

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

by -cM July 16, 2007

s.k. carpets

Is a situation where possibilitys puts their actions in a position for suicide..the non exceptance of ideas or thoughts..

s.k. carpets acronymn
means sucicide kill...

by regardless devon victory January 29, 2009

carpetfest

The opposite of a sausagefest. When chicks significantly outnumber dudes.

I went to the AXO houseparty last night and it was a total carpetfest. Girl-on-girl action everywhere.

by Mrogasm April 23, 2009

Carpethead

A cunt that wears a toupee

- Oi where's carpethead... That hair ain't real m8

- He's a bloody Carpethead

by Pinga's November 2, 2015

carpetshot

noun. A person, typically males of the Ken variety but of any background, that whines so much that you wish they had been just ejaculated onto carpet rather than into their mothers.

Person A: "That guy over there has been whining since we got here."
Person B: "Too bad his dad didn't pull out. We'd of been better off if that megadouche was just a carpetshot."

by Zyvis X May 27, 2021

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008