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brentwood school girl 

Girls who mostly Have older siblings 10x better looking than them, most of the time they think they are prestige and will only go out with older boys because it makes them look better. Most importantly you to go out with them you must have a lot of money or live in Hutton mount.
“Oh look shes 15 and he’s 57
“Must be a Brentwood school girl
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bluntboomer 

bluntboomer#3783 is the god of all, don't ever try to 1up him or he'll say "omega gay" and he'll googolplex-up you or even more!
bluntboomer is a god!

the \"Brentwood Bubble\"

Beverly Hills is to California as Brentwood is to Tennessee. Called a bubble because the majority of the adolescent, as well as adult, population is completely sheltered from the real world and its realities.
Since Tiffany lives in the Brentwood bubble, her biggest concern is wondering if she\'ll get a new Lexus or a new Beamer for her 16th birthday.

Burtwood 

A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.
After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"
Burtwood by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010

Brentwood sweep 

The Brentwood Sweep orginated in a little whole in essex where most are born with a silver spoon in there mouths wanting for nothing...this kinda soft upbringing popularised from a wanky tv show Towie this sparked a generation of wanky lads in skinny jeans and a swept to the side haircut goes hand in hand with a fake tan and batty boy watch...
"Have a look at this dick...with his fake tan and brentwood sweep" "never have i seen such blatant poofery".
Fecal matter, poop, shit.
Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.
Buttwood by donuts246 December 7, 2006

brentwood hello 

A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas with more time and money on their hands than they know what to do with, fill their days by their choice of entertainment... (Brentwood is an affluent Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California), the divas refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"

Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT
When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!
brentwood hello by Kara Kelso October 3, 2007