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Blowjobbery 

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.
Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!
Blowjobbery by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013
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blowjobbery 

Pertaining to the study of blowjobs, ie. how to perform, recieve etc. Most often not recieving.
Aadith: So, what's your major?
Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?
blowjobbery by m0d May 13, 2005

blowjobber 

A person who perform the act of oral sex in exchange of money, goods and other services, using the common idea of supply and demand in our capitalist economy.
"Now Children, beware of Mrs. Hairywinkle, she is a blowjobber!"
blowjobber by RichKSU December 13, 2008

Blowjobless 

When you haven't given or received a blowjob.
I haven't gotten a blowjob in two weeks, guess I'm blowjobless.

blowjobable 

The distinction given to a female who you might not want to kiss, but would receive a blow job from.
Shes a horse man!

I don't know, she seems blowjobable
blowjobable by Nopes April 25, 2011

Blowjobbery 

When a British person sucks someone else's penis and/or vagina and/or bajina.
I do say good sir! I see her committing foul acts of blowjobbery on that male! Jolly good day!
Blowjobbery by jesusus June 7, 2011

Blowjobable 

When a man and his dick is so big that you become inspired to give him a blowjob and nothing else.
Damn, I was at the club last night and I saw Rashawn and that large package he be carrying. Definitely blowjobable!
Blowjobable by Thotcrates October 3, 2016