Skip to main content

Blowjobable 

"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
   -nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
   -somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
   -large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
   -fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
   -crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
   -somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
   -longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"

Or

Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Blowjobable by Elkamine April 24, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

blowjobable 

The distinction given to a female who you might not want to kiss, but would receive a blow job from.
Shes a horse man!

I don't know, she seems blowjobable
blowjobable by Nopes April 25, 2011

Blowjobable 

When a man and his dick is so big that you become inspired to give him a blowjob and nothing else.
Damn, I was at the club last night and I saw Rashawn and that large package he be carrying. Definitely blowjobable!
Blowjobable by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

blowjobalicious 

When you love a man so much giving him a blowjob gets you off. His cum taste like bubblelicious bubble gum. It's the bubble gum cum. Almost as good as the Great Grape Pecker.
p1: I'm sorry I couldn't stop sucking it was so blowjobalicious
p2: You are amazing
p1: Wanna do that again
p2: H%^ Yeah
blowjobalicious by blowjoblover February 4, 2010

blowjobless 

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

blowjobbery 

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobber 

Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.
"God, I'm gonna jizz. You're such a good blowjobber, Ryan."
Blowjobber by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more