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Blowjobable

"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
   -nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
   -somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
   -large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
   -fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
   -crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
   -somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
   -longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"

Or

Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
by Elkamine April 24, 2011
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blowjobable

The distinction given to a female who you might not want to kiss, but would receive a blow job from.
Shes a horse man!

I don't know, she seems blowjobable
by Nopes April 25, 2011
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Blowjobable

When a man and his dick is so big that you become inspired to give him a blowjob and nothing else.
Damn, I was at the club last night and I saw Rashawn and that large package he be carrying. Definitely blowjobable!
by Thotcrates October 3, 2016
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blowjobalicious

When you love a man so much giving him a blowjob gets you off. His cum taste like bubblelicious bubble gum. It's the bubble gum cum. Almost as good as the Great Grape Pecker.
p1: I'm sorry I couldn't stop sucking it was so blowjobalicious
p2: You are amazing
p1: Wanna do that again
p2: H%^ Yeah
by blowjoblover February 4, 2010
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blowjobless

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
by DanofA November 14, 2009
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blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007
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Blowjobber

Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.
"God, I'm gonna jizz. You're such a good blowjobber, Ryan."
by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015
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