Bedsores 

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

Bedsores by McTobes January 30, 2020

bedshit crazy 

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

bedshit crazy by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

bedsport 

Having delicious, optimal sex with your lover.

The last round of bedsport left me quaking.
I just had sex with a Steven.

bedsport by sedmsex September 13, 2011

bedshroom 

a tablet of the prescription sleep aid Ambien or Ambien CR, also known as zolpidem. Known to cause hallucinations, sleepwalking, and sleepdriving.

I took a couple bedshrooms tonight and saw the blades on my ceiling fan melt like a wilted flower while the textures on my walls were sliding around.

bedshroom by Kinetocracy July 19, 2010

bediquette 

(originally defined by Remy Schwartz)
-noun
Etiquette in bed.

Kyle: So how'd your night go with that sweet thang you left with last night?
Nick: Meh, she was a dime piece alright, but she's got no bediquette, somebody needs to teach her some mattress manners.

bediquette by stricknacco May 13, 2008

Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

bedsender 

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.

'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'

bedsender by piespints April 5, 2021