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Antoinette 

"ZOINKS SCOOB!!!" -Antoinette
Antoinette by Garret Dillain July 22, 2022

antoinette maree 

A magical unicorn. antoinette maree is a rare find. An Oracle. She is wise beyond reason. She is beautiful, inside and out. She had a gorgeous tight kitty, that she defends from savages on the daily. She is spectacular and radiates light, crazy love and joy. Her shenanigans create the most hilarious and mysterious tales to tell. Her boobs are soo big because they are full of secrets. She is definite wifey material. Utterly capable, competent, exudes charisma and is ultimately captivating. A delicious woman, the subject of countless faps worldwide. She is soo bubbly you will get the hiccups from laughing at her flawless wit and charm.
An antoinette maree, rarer than hens teeth and with more class than a champagne glass.

Marie Antoinette Syndrome 

When someone in the ruling class has everything they need and is oblivious to the fact that many of the common people are suffering from a lack of basic necessities

When Marie Antoinette was told that the peasants were starving and didn't even have bread she responded "Let them Eat Cake!"
John Boehner and Mitch McConnell represent classic cases of Marie Antoinette Syndrome, their Congressional Health Care plans provide them with the best Health Care in the world, but they have fought against making health care available to the masses, appearantly unconcerned that thousands of Americans die every year because they can't afford basic health care.

Melania Antoinette 

An increasingly popular nickname for the fashionable and detached queen of the House of Trump.
In the middle of this Federal Fuckjob, as we’ve begun to realize we are in the days leading up to revolution the United States, the let-them-eat-cake demeanor of Melania Antoinette has become fuel for the removal of these clowns and greed mongers.
Melania Antoinette by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2019

Marie Antoinette 

Marie Antoinette was the Queen of France during the French Revolution. Marie Antoinette has gone down in history as the arrogant and apathetic monarch who said "let them eat cake" when told the peasants were starving because they had no bread. The daughter of Francis I and Maria Theresa, Emperor and Empress of the Holy Roman Empire, Marie left Austria for France in 1770 to marry the prince of France. As the revolution swept Paris in 1789, Louis and Marie tried to flee but failed. Marie and Louis XVI were stuck as prisoners at the palace at Tuileries. They tried to get help from royal supporters in England, Prussia and Austria, but in 1792 they were arrested and charged with treason. Louis was beheaded 21 January 1793 and Marie was beheaded 16 October 1793. According to legend, Marie's last words were an apology to the executioner for accidently stepping on his foot.
Josh: "Who are you studying about Amanda?"

Amanda: "I'm studying about Marie Antoinette, she was very very rich.

Josh: "Like I give a damn?"

Marie Antoinette Syndrom

Sudden whitening of the hair, usually caused by extreme sorrow and fear.

The phenomena is extremely rare and is very unlikely to ever occur to someone.
The name hail from Queen Marie Antoinette of France, where her hair turned white the night before she was to be executed.
After losing her entire family, and on top of that receive news of the death of her lover, she fell into such deep sorrow that she fell victim for the Marie Antoinette Syndrom - her hair turned white.
Marie Antoinette Syndrom by ShiiV November 10, 2014