Ambiwankstrous 

Equally able to masturbate with both hands.

"Dave, how are you going to wank with a broken wrist?"

"Don't worry mate; I'm ambiwankstrous"

Ambiwankstrous by Malfeasor September 18, 2015

Ambiwankstrous 

Having the illustrious ability to masturbate with equivalent rigorousness, cadence, and finesse, regardless of favoured peripheral.

Richard (Dick): "Can't believe I broke my right arm!"
Percy: "Oh damn! Going to be a frustrating couple of months hey!" *wink wink*
Richard (Dick): "Oh no it's fine I'm ambiwankstrous"

Ambiwankstrous by Billy_Zane April 19, 2022

ambiwalktrous 

When you can walk backwards and forewards with ease.

That man doing the moonwalk must be ambiwalktrous.

ambiwalktrous by Red Lantern April 11, 2011

Ambiwankerous 

A talented masturbator who is able to use the right and left hands equally well while rubbing one out or flicking the bean.

As a teenager, Roger quickly learned he was ambiwankerous. He was able to toss off with no proclivity for either hand.

Raina spent the entire day on the couch watching Lifetime and flicking her bean. Her ambiwankerous abilities left her engorged and satiated and the couch soaked in squirt.

Ambiwankerous by Dick Onchin November 18, 2021

Ambiwanksterous 

When you can fap with either your dominant or non-dominant hand.

Will broke his dominant arm, but luckily for him he was ambiwanksterous.

Ambiwanksterous by Jagerchen July 5, 2018

ambispankstrous 

Being easily able to spank both bum cheeks.

Fanny Louise liked being spanked by Dick John Thomas since he was ambispankstrous and could spank both cheeks.

ambispankstrous by dictionary2899 June 10, 2020

ambiwankstrose 

the ability to masturbate effectively with both hands

'Ah dude, how are you gonna manage with your right wrist broken?'
'Nah, its okay, mate, I'm ambiwankstrose.'

ambiwankstrose by flamingprojectilellamas December 6, 2014