afterclap

It’s that moment when you think of the perfect, witty comeback or the smartest point for an argument, but only after the conversation is over and you’re already walking away.

I had the perfect afterclap for my boss, but I was already in the parking lot.

afterclap by xenotheinfamous March 27, 2026

aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.

He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.

aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

Afterclown 

The clean-up after some clown fucked sometjing up, or clowned the job. To clean up after some clown.

"Who fucked up the car?" He asked.
"My friend said he was a Mechanic" she replied.
"Great. I'll have to take it to the shop for an afterclown. Nice job." He said angerly.

Afterclown by toytechken October 18, 2014

aftercare 

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).

According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."

aftercare by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Afterblaze 

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.

Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.

Afterblaze by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

Aftercare 

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc

After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.

Aftercare by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021

Afterfap 

The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.

Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.

Afterfap by ragequite December 22, 2010