schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent

You Just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

slinked

When yo girl or man tells you the date is off after the start time.

How was Brittney last night!

Dude, totally slinked me. We were supposed meet at 7, but she calls me at 7:15 saying she can't.

by TheAonicMaster February 20, 2017

Shminked

Being so fucked up on drugs the only word u know is shminked

Bruh duh crack got me shminked

Smokin that loud. I’m shminked

by Huge pussy flaps July 8, 2018

shlinker

A person whom trains, befriends, and becomes a loyal companion to dogs.

My Shlink's love's me as her shlinker, because we are best friends.

by anonymous February 25, 2022