Dick Toupee

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

by PieKnee October 6, 2016

Dick Levee

A dick levee is a line of pillows placed between two males while sleeping in same bed

Damn son, you need to throw up a dick levee or else ponchoboy will grind your hindquarters

by Archangelmbc October 18, 2016

Dick Deficiency

When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational

Angry for no reason

Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.

by Squilysquil October 25, 2016

Dick In The Exhaust

The act of putting your dick in the exhaust pipe located on the back of cars

person: Bro, my girlfriend didn't wanna have sex last night so i had to pull a Dick In The Exhaust

by cuntnugget9000 December 17, 2016

Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Dick magget

When a man is so drunk he'll go for the nastiest and only hole that's around

My friend was so drunk last night you should see the dick Magget he ended up with

by Psreid May 28, 2017

Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

by Horny Troll July 30, 2017