carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.

John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.

by TigerLily7 November 21, 2010

Cape-Tackle

An attempted tackle often performed by terrible rugby players in which the player jumps on the opposing players back. He is then helplessly dragged behind like a cape. Also known as the backpack or koala tackle.

Son, I am disappoint at your ridiculous cape-tackle attempt.

by Phantomofthelolpera March 23, 2011

Carapee

you try to fit an "object" into a hole and the surroindings close in on the "object" thus needing a lot a lubrication to stop this from happening.

Hey man did you carapee that girl last night ?

Yea, I got my dick caught in that womans carapee last night, it ended up a disaster

by InSaNe212 June 8, 2011

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.

Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.

by Daniel Jurgensen October 30, 2012