Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.

John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.

by TigerLily7 November 11, 2010

Vulching

Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.

Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!

by TigerLily7 March 20, 2011