Toaster

A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.

"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."

by Joshua Boyd October 4, 2007

French toast

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008

Toast7234

UberGeek Extraordinaire. Saint, patron, friend, and all around superhero.

Anyone seen Toast? I have a problem..

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Indiana Toaster Strudel

1. Urine and Vodka
a. Usually a result of running out a mixer, in addition to being extremely intoxicated.

2. Urine and any other liquor

Since they had more alcohol than they did mixers, the partiers eventually had to start making Indiana Toaster Strudels.

by KiwiGalore December 15, 2008

flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

by Jay Young November 15, 2004

Toast

When something is really easily done. Usually contridicting when someone says it will be hard.

John: Stacking all this wood will be hard
Spence: Naw man, it will be toast

Or

"That guy was huge, he was lifting those weights like toast!"

by Large Keegan August 29, 2006

Toaster

A chubby, green eyed, multi-colored nosed, kitty who loves to cuddle and be cute and he could potentially be the love of your life, even if you're allergic to cats.

awww look at Toaster's fat jiggle when he runs! <3333

by bethiodos December 7, 2010