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afterworth

The spiritual realm or place in time that one finds themselves after dying for a worthy cause.
The man just died to save the life of that baby koala, his last words were "worth!". He's going to a better place, I'm sure he will enjoy the afterworth.
by jayohEwhy September 19, 2013
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after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
by The master of the d September 30, 2013
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Afterbang

The small airy fart that follows a massive fart.
Dude, did you just hear that fart? The afterbang was the cherry on top!
by Harry Botts November 29, 2013
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afthavithm

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.
Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2014
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After Thot

Thot being an acronym for That Hoe Over There or, Thirsty Hoe Over There. An After Thot is another hoe (typically an even bigger/nastier hoe) that you may mess with maybe even sleep with right after the previous thot.
Didn't you sleep with that thot from down the street like five minutes ago bruh?
Yea I did so and I'm gonna get some After Thot action from her nasty little sister.
by ELLiE.Xo December 31, 2014
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afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.
Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing
by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014
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Afterburn

When playing either "Apples to Apples" or "Cards Against Humanity," it is the feeling of massive regret you feel immediately after drawing a new card when you are stuck having played a previous answer that does not work nearly as well as the new one would have.
*player picks up new card from the deck and looks at it*

Player 1: Aw, man! This would have been way funnier than the one I put down.
Player 2: That's afterburn for you.
by WordSmith1983 September 25, 2014
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