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n. a shortened version of "afternoon"

mostly used while IM-ing and too lazy to type out all nine letters of "afternoon"
"hey, wanna meet up tomorrow aft?"

"yea i saw cassie yesterday aft... it was fun ;)"
by concavity January 11, 2010
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about fucking time.

I coined this one after waiting a hour for Dataforce to be oped on #linux quakenet.
1:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:47 <Speccy> hm, he wont give up ;-)
1:48 >>>> Natio is now known as NatioA
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:48 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:49 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:49 <Crillo> hmm :)
01:50 >>>> Irssi: Loaded script dns
01:51 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:51 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has joined #linux
01:51 >>>> Dataforce (~Dataforce@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk) has quit Excess Flood
01:51 >>>> mode/#linux +b *!*@you.have.been.owned.by.dataforce.org.uk by Crillo
01:51 <nadir> aft
by nadir April 06, 2004
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Acronym for: AFRICAN FLAP-JACK TITTIES.

Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.

Dude: "Damn, she's got nice cleavage!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"

by Funny Girls September 10, 2006
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to be used in situations where "about fucking time" just won't cut it.
trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau's bony ass, whaa?
stefani: girl, a.f.t.
by ryan_toronto July 20, 2009
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A character who only exists on the internet. He lurks from time to time but will intervene when necessary. He is the most alpha of them all, in fact, Zeus himself would be quite jealous.
Yo man, I saw aft yesterday and he glared back at me acknowledging my presence.. what a day it was. I have the exact date and time of when it occurred tattooed on my chest (no homo). I hope I will one day live to tell my grandchildren of my experience.
by aftman December 31, 2010
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