afthavithm 

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.

Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

afthavithm by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2014

afthavithm 

(not to be confused with atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products (said overconsumption of pork is strictly defined between said individual and G-d).

N.B: Left untreated, this disease, inevitably, will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular fission, disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?

father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from afthavithm and their condition is left untreated.

afthavithm by Uncle Dimma January 23, 2013

afthavithm 

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products.

N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

son: if Jews and Muslims can't be Excommunicated from their religious communities, what happens to them afterwards?

father: spiritually they suffer from afthavithm; their condition is left untreated and their soul dies over time.

afthavithm by Uncle Dimma September 8, 2013

afthavithm 

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.

Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

afthavithm by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2014

athavithm 

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products.

N.B: Left untreated, this disease will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.

son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?

father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from athavithm and their condition is left untreated.

athavithm by Uncle Dimma April 4, 2013