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Jordan Carver

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful
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Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.
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Landon Carter

Landon is the following;

Gay: The most common term to refer to homosexual individuals, particularly men, as well as a general term for LGBTQ+ people.
Homosexual: An outdated and often clinical-sounding term, historically used to pathologize gay and lesbian people.
Queen: A gay man, often one who is flamboyant or effeminate. Various types include Drag Queen, Gym Queen, and Size Queen.
Twink: A slim, young, and often hairless gay man.
Bear: A larger, hairier, and often older gay man.
Cub: A younger version of a Bear.
Otter: A gay man who is slim but hairy.
Daddy: An older gay man.
Zaddy: An exceptionally attractive and fashionable older gay man.
Screamer: 1950s slang for a man who is obviously gay.
Gay Cat: In 19th and early 20th-century American hobo slang, a younger man who engaged in sexual acts with older hobos.

Offensive slurs and reclaimed terms
Many words originally used as slurs have been reclaimed by some in the LGBTQ+ community, but their use is highly sensitive and generally inappropriate for outsiders.

Faggot: One of the most offensive slurs used against gay men, historically associated with violence.
Poofter/Poof/Pouf: British slur for gay men.
Limp-wristed: An insult for gay men perceived as effeminate.
Homo: A shortened and often hostile version of "homosexual".
Landon Carter is a damn faggot, have you seen the size of tiny penis?
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eien's career

something that doesn't exist and has never existed
a fire/fairy type pokemon is like eien's career
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definitions by nick carter

Loosly based detective like conglomerations of hypothetical conversations ideas etc.
Oh so that coral snake can live on land and water. It came from the reef right
I think your hormoanes are just fine...but your whoremoans are out of control...this is just another one of your detective style definitions by nick carter
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Shawn Corey carter

A we’ll known rapper(jay z). He is a great man with a remarkable meaning to his music. He has a beautiful and talented wife(Beyoncé) and kids(Blue ivy,Rumi,Sir Carter). he is also I sports agent he is a legend and he always will be!! Even though he has big lips does not mean he is ugly😒 he is a beautiful man with a beautiful heart so you haters need to sit back.
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wireless brain charger

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