crotchfire

a person that had extremely annoyed the people around them by being an empowering slut;literally means that the person has fire in their crotch, the person must keep fucking people to manage their fire in the crotch area.

Crotchfires in general are highly dangerous.

by the goddess of venus March 31, 2009

crotch plunger

Tampon.

Simon: Eww, Tilly, I saw your crotch plungers in the rubbish bin.

by JohnnyTheAmazing March 31, 2009

crotch bucket

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

by millamic June 12, 2009

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

Crotchcorn

Corn on the Crotch nomesayin

1. Yo guy send me some Crotchcorn
2. Yo son flow me some Crotchcorn
3. Crotchcorn is the shit.

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009

Crotchcohol

Similar to crotch corn, but surprisingly involving alcohol soaking up your crotch, rendering it drunk McAllister.

Dude Jesus just converted beer into Crotchcohol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude shits weak.

AkA Crotch candy

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009

Crotch Doughnut

Another name for vagina

I just ate her crotch doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009