dmccowan's definitions

media mething

when the media reports the same story to the point of over kill

God why can't the media mething over Lindsey Lohan cease.

by dmccowan July 23, 2010

sf&b

seriously fucked and broken

Damn, where I work has gotten to be sf&b, why they can't can several of the managers, I don't know.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

by dmccowan October 8, 2008

duh logic

Sensible or common sense stuff.

It comes down to duh logic, that if you didn't pay your credit card bill they're gonna cut up your card.

by dmccowan October 4, 2008

ear virgin

People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.

by dmccowan October 4, 2008

jig

To put down or trick someone unexpectantly.

I jigged joe when he least expected it.

by dmccowan June 10, 2008