Crotchcohol

Similar to crotch corn, but surprisingly involving alcohol soaking up your crotch, rendering it drunk McAllister.

Dude Jesus just converted beer into Crotchcohol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude shits weak.

AkA Crotch candy

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009

Crotchccoli

When a piece of hibachi broccoli is flung into your friend's lap but you eat it anyway because y'all are tight 🤷🏽 ♀️

Crotchccoli means-
Jen:GIMME BROCCOLI

Brynn:here u go!!!
(Flies into sydneys crotch)
Jen: FIVE SECOND RULE!!!

by Mayayayayayayaya November 17, 2017