Ice Cream Ass Ache

The intense pain immediately following hyperkinetic anal penetration from a DQ Buster Bar. This is usually administered as punishment for any number of wrongdoings. Obviously no lube is administered to the receiver in order to facilitate maximum pain.

Luke continually failed to learn how to party and as a result received a vicious ice cream ass ache administered by all five of his roommates.

Ice Cream Ass Ache by Dale Johnson December 23, 2007

Ice Cream Paintjob 

Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.

-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.

Ice Cream Paintjob by Stankychicken August 27, 2009

Ice Cream Social 

Tripping out on two or more drugs while with a large group of friends doing the same thing.

Dude! Were you at that Ice Cream Social last night? I fucking tripping balls!

Ice Cream Social by Metalfire September 11, 2011

dick cream 

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

dick cream by IcebergSlim May 2, 2006

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

Assassins Cream by thecameller August 16, 2009

Clueless cream 

A creamy boy, similiar to a creamburger mcflurry who's insides are made up of gravy and cream. Usually stupid and clueless, and continues to make 'lol' jokes. You will find a clueless cream wearing brown creamy fake skater boots and supre skinny jeans and a dirty short top. When you do, KILL.

A clueless cream can be found in the form of a cheesey slime called christian.

Clueless cream by Princess Consweila Bananahammock May 5, 2008

Beard Cream 

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

Beard Cream by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011