Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Humans

Please verify if you're not an alien ⬜
Human is an intelligent being used for corrupting this world of discoveries or some sh*t
f*ckin each other until it's done for...

living on the earth with humans🤓 and animals🐶 living inside

by BirdyIsCool May 7, 2022

Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape

person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man

by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

Human Energy

The grossest thing in the universe

All this human energy is making me sick

by Divine Luck December 31, 2018

Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.

Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

by Nuggsman February 14, 2017