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What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements? 

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
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The Human Genome Project 

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.
Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.

AP Human Geography exam 

A test that only 2 people got a 5 on in my Title 1 school because everyone else that took it has room temperature IQ
Only 2 people passed the AP Human Geography exam

The Human Fund 

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!

Organic human 

Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.
Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.

Single cell human 

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep
“Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”

whale of a human 

whale of a human by ozzytoe October 12, 2018