Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.

Ugh my crumps are so bad today I’m on my period

by anonymous January 14, 2024

Crumpin’

Crumpin’ is when you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!

Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.

I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crumpin’

When you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

1) I shit myself again…no honey that was a good crumpin’!

2) Better lay a towel down… I feel a crumpin’ a coming.

3) Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

4) That was such a hard crumpin’ it ran down my cleggs.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crumbion

The crumbs of an expensive onion

Sean was told to pick up the crumbions from the disgusting floor

by Fred the king January 31, 2024

Crumbleys

Parenting that is so atrocious it results in a child committing violent acts against others.

"Did you hear about that school shooting, it looks like it might be another case of the crumbleys."

by Aliceinchainsaw February 2, 2024

Crumbleys

Parenting that is so atrocious it results in a child committing violent acts against others.

"Did you hear about that school shooting, it looks like it might be another case of the crumbleys."

by Aliceinchainsaw February 2, 2024

Crumbulant

Being somewhat stupid; slightly idiotic

Jess: I completely forgot to mail those letters yesterday

Jane: You’re so crumbulant
Jess: I forgot to reply to my friends too
Jane: Exactly

by BoredApe68420 February 2, 2024