Crumps

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

Crumps by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

Crumps

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

Crumps by Lizzyyyyyyyyyyy August 13, 2008

Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma

Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr

Crumps by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

the Crumps 

Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina
Metallic rings appearing on the genitals
Painful bowel movements
Severe adverse reaction to alcohol
Poor life choices

Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps.

the Crumps by The third attempt May 17, 2018

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020 

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020 by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

chumpsketball 

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group

I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!

chumpsketball by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

Ate and left no crumbs 

Meaning that a person popped off in a good way. They killed it. Almost as if they took all the talent and skills and did not leave enough in the world for everyone else.

Person A- *sings amazingly and surprises everyone with their amazing skills*
Person B- “Holy shit, she ate and left no crumbs for the rest of us!”

Ate and left no crumbs by GooseneckPro November 17, 2020