Crumbleys

Parenting that is so atrocious it results in a child committing violent acts against others.

"Did you hear about that school shooting, it looks like it might be another case of the crumbleys."

by Aliceinchainsaw February 2, 2024

Crumbleys

Parenting that is so atrocious it results in a child committing violent acts against others.

"Did you hear about that school shooting, it looks like it might be another case of the crumbleys."

by Aliceinchainsaw February 2, 2024

Cumbleswatch

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

crimble crumble

A commonly used noun from Friday night dinner. References crumble especially apple crumble

Crimble crumble tonight? Yes Johnny, crimble crumble!!

by hEllogirlsandboyzzzzzzzzzz November 20, 2018

crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016

Crumbledome

Ibrox Park home of Rangers Fc.
Rangers very public fall from grace has resulted in the once proud Club being reduced to a pile of rubble by years of mis management and denial.

Will the Crumbledome be open next week?
Will the Crumbledome be sold off after the tax case?

by Lizzie Wettin Saxe-Gothe May 22, 2012

May Your Cornbread Crumble

A phrase used to bid farewell. Used among friends only, and indicates a hope that the sweet parts of life blend with the rest.

Charlie: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow!
Peter: Sounds great man, may your cornbread crumble!

by Peter J B February 10, 2008