shit man i totally smoked 45 mary johns last night and was toked out of my minddddddddd and woke up with 1 sock and a bonner...
by bob May 13, 2005
Get the mary johnmug. A over rated, underachieving white rapper. His charisma is very entertaining, but I've seen more wrestling talent in a retirement home, although to be fair, he has improved in a few of his matches. Known for turning the titles he holds into hidious spinning sideshows, the likes of which were only formally found in cereal packets. Has the ability to produce a total of 6-7 moves in a typical match and his finisher is pathetic. John Cena lost the title to Edge at New Years Revolution, and will probably win it back at the Royal Rumble....because Vince McMahon can't take the hint that when 3/4's of the audience are booing Cena's arse outta the arena, they aren't doing it to be nice.
John Cena: 'THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!'
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'
Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'
Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*
by JimmyJimm January 18, 2006
Get the John Cenamug. Please refer to RINO and Republicrat.The prime candidate for switching affiliation to the Democrats.
John McCain wastes too much time on caring about how the Gitmo detainees are treated over this nation's safety. What a Republican In Name Only.
by Piranha September 30, 2006
Get the John McCainmug. The husky vocalist of Kyuss. While Josh Homme and Queens of the Stone Age have had the most success after stoner fathers Kyuss split, Garcia is by far the most underrated. His other projects include Unida and Slo Burn, both are hard to get hold of. None of these compare to Kyuss though. Kyuss own.
by Albino May 13, 2005
Get the John Garciamug. Usually seen because McClane gets so beat up throughout the course of the movie any regular shirt he is wearing at the beginning gets too mangled to wear by halfway through the movie.
by Chewiethetbl April 16, 2006
Get the John McClanemug. One of the greatest musicians of all time. He wrote awesome music, I don't care what some people think. Just because you can understand what he's saying...
It is a real shame he was murdered. I feel sorry for the guy that did it. he has a large part of the population hating his guts. His fault, though.
His message still lives on, though. If we all just Gave Peace a Chance (there's a reason thats capitalized), Imagine what we could do.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
It is a real shame he was murdered. I feel sorry for the guy that did it. he has a large part of the population hating his guts. His fault, though.
His message still lives on, though. If we all just Gave Peace a Chance (there's a reason thats capitalized), Imagine what we could do.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
by musicfan62 March 15, 2009
Get the John Lennonmug. a brilliant composer, made music out of no instruments or voice, realized that music is so much bigger than the artist, that it can be found everywhere.
John Cage is a brilliant composer, as much a punk rock icon as Sid Vicious or Patty Smith, not because of his style of music but because he bucked the system the way no one else could.
by blah December 30, 2004
Get the john cagemug.