Throat Goat 

People, specifically ones named Riley, who are exceptionally talented at slobbing knobs.

Yo do you know Riley?

Yeah I know him, he's the throat goat.
Dang is his head game really that good?
Yes... It is.

Throat Goat by Riley aka the Throat Goat September 5, 2021

sign of the goat 

The devil horns hand signal.

Everyone made the Sign of the Goat when Dave Mustane started screaming.

sign of the goat by appliance July 1, 2007

Throat Goat 

Barack Obama is the Throat Goat because he can shove so much down his throat at once.

Can you believe we got the Throat Goat as a president?

Throat Goat by Coshinoya June 5, 2021

Yard Goat 

A name given to the lowlyest of people. Often someone with low confidence and low self-esteem. This person tends to whine a lot and cares about nothing more than them self.

Hey you know charley? He's a fricken yard goat bruh

Yard Goat by The Char44 March 17, 2016

Shaved-the-Goat

Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.

John: "Hey Dave why are you walking funny?"
Dave: "I just Shaved-the-Goat on that last dive."

Shaved-the-Goat by cooliestcat January 16, 2010

Billy Goat 

A person overzealous about taking out trolls, to the point that nearly no one can discuss a subject with varying points of view because the least criticism, controversial statement, or personal opinion is viewed as trolling.

I was banned from an ethics discussion board because a billy goat who resented my views reported me to an admin.

Billy Goat by rudejude September 1, 2008

shaved the goat 

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

shaved the goat by Robyso May 30, 2006