govy goat

most of the girls living in govy

dude, what are you doing with that govy goat?

by some govy kid August 17, 2011

drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

Cap on a Goat

Expression of when something goes wrong.

Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.

by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021

Goat

A lecherous man. Usually a fucking pervert.

That goat just spanked my booty

by wtffuckingbitch September 2, 2018

Stumble goat

The best stumbler in the popular mobile game Stumble Guys

Matthew Seibert is the stumble goat.

by Therealstumblegoat November 17, 2023

Goat

A loud obnoxious boy but the love of your life. It will give you the big happy suck and chew like your cock is a metal can. It may be furry but its penis is soft and slippery. I love you goat.

Boy: Oh god did you get it from a goat yet?
Boy: oh fucky yeah I did, best time ever.

by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021