Shaved-the-Goat

Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.
John: "Hey Dave why are you walking funny?" Dave: "I just Shaved-the-Goat on that last dive."
by cooliestcat January 16, 2010
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