dick wadd

Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.

You fucking ass mongering worthless monkey fucking dick wadd!

by Lostsheep November 13, 2016

Dick up

A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.

John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!

by Alex1010 March 19, 2009

Dick Leg

The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.

Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.

by EatMyJunk April 21, 2009

Dick-ball

A ball made of tape which then has dicks drawn all over it... usually creative dicks, such as dicks with bowties.

Today I was bored in class so i made a dick-ball.

by period F lunch March 20, 2009

dick flick

1. A guys movie (the opposite of chick flick)
2. A gay porn movie
3. Shaking your dick after urinating

1. The Dark Knight is a dick flick.
2. I caught my brother jacking off to a dick flick.
3. I saw him dick flick out the corner of my eye.

by Ric.Hard July 10, 2013

dick eye

A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.

The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.

by Lord Fuelfire June 6, 2004

Dick Deprivation Syndrome

A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.

Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."

Billie: "What's that?"

Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."

by Ohyespapi July 2, 2017