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short staff

Small penis, also known as micro penis. Poorly endowded, over circumcised, weiner, toothpick dick.
Ex. Jacks girlfriend was unsatisfied. She told him he had a short staff and dumped him.
by ttfkr March 14, 2014
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Short Round

Typically the pimp name for a 4' 2" absolute unit. May be shorter then your local soap dispenser, but will not hesitate to destroy friends faces and not remember. Prone to violence if denied a high five.
Short Round terrifies me, she's the stuff of nightmares.
by Please Don't Beat Me Up Annie November 13, 2018
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Short Bus

by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019
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Short dick syndrome

A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.
He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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Verbal shorthand

The language used by drunken people when they wish to communicate with the sober. In order to understand verbal shorthand, one needs to also be drunk. While traditionslly applied to the drunk, "verbal shorthand" can also be used to describe the communication efforts of persons affected by other mind-altering substances in addition to alcohol.
My husband rang me from the pub, but I couldn't understand him because he was talking verbal shorthand.
by austbeacon May 4, 2013
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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
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strawberry short cake

a strawberry short cake is when a girl is on her period and your having sex with her and you adding strawberry short cake mix into her pussy and then you eat it out
by SAID CASTELLANOS August 27, 2009
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