chumper

COWARD COUCH MUNCHER WHORE

You: Hey, do you have a pencil I could borrow?
Kelvin: -Nah!
You: Okay, Chumper >:(

by numbahonechumperh8er November 14, 2019

Chumpions

Houston Astros

Tonight's game is between the Chumpions against the REAL 2017 WS Champions, the Los Angeles Dodgers.

by J-H-A September 18, 2020

Chumppapymonanio

In 42069 b.c a small tribe formed which was filled with chums. They elected a tribe leader called chumppapymonanio the third. In the past the chums where a lost war torn legion. Chumppapymonanio the third brought peace freedom and prosperity to his new empire. However chumppapymonanio the third became a corrupted demon. His old friend chummy-one chumobi fought against him causing the battle of the ages. During their battle a large explosion shattered the land beneath them causing them both to vanish. Local chums still believe in a ancient myth that they are still fighting in the underworld. All that is left of them now are small stone monuments on the top of Mount chumy.
The end

Chummy-one chumobi: it's over chumppapymonanio, I have the high ground

by Lil chum April 7, 2021

chumpskull

Some who is both a chump and a numbskull.

Joe wears his mask outdoors. What a chumpskull.

by PaulKiPaulPauPaulKi May 7, 2021

Chumples

To Penis On Someone

Man, Im Going To Chumples You Tonight

by DominusX May 16, 2021

Chumpitaz

A very tiny latina girl/women of peruvian descent. She is the size of a chihuahua but is a very kind and intelligent lady. Also very very beautiful too

*drops dead because a chumpitaz walked by*

by nobodyneedstoknow777 June 28, 2021

chumpetized

self p0wn

I left the zoom call to join another meeting, realized the other meeting up was optional, and then tried to join again and it said I can’t because the max number of attendees was met. I totally chumpetized myself.

by mr_dibbles July 29, 2021