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chumpness 

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!
chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!
chumpness by MissShirley May 21, 2009
Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth
chumple by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

chumplestiltskin 

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.
chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007

crumplestiltskin 

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.
crumplestiltskin by ptoohey October 6, 2006

Chimpless 

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.
I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.
Chimpless by Steat April 26, 2020

Chumbles 

The lower belly area of a chonky cat. It's often seen hanging down low, swaying seductively as they walk, and almost impossible to resist touching.
Carlo's chumbles swayed from side to side as he walked the hallway trying to keep up with his owner.