Chumples

To Penis On Someone

Man, Im Going To Chumples You Tonight

by DominusX May 16, 2021

chumpness

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!

chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!

by MissShirley May 21, 2009

chumple

V: To deficate
N: Feces

Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth

by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006

Chimpless

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.

I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.

by Steat April 26, 2020

Chumbles

The lower belly area of a chonky cat. It's often seen hanging down low, swaying seductively as they walk, and almost impossible to resist touching.

Carlo's chumbles swayed from side to side as he walked the hallway trying to keep up with his owner.

by Maybe yes maybe knope August 7, 2019