Southwest Chicken Salad

When you cum in a girls ass too much and it pools up between her cheeks, like salad dressing.

Man im tired, just finished making a southwest chicken salad

by JHs JH May 10, 2007

tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

salamander

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer

Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!

by mimesscareme April 1, 2009

tainted salami

When you dip your dick in paint then proceed to slap a person in the face.

I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.

by Michael Megyery June 11, 2006

culero salad

1. sucking on some brown eye
2. getting a mouth full of poop shoot
3. making out with the butthole
4. sticking your tounge in the wrong hole
5. tolling the salad
6. what the make you do in county

i went to sizzlers and they gave me culero salad

by panuela gomez April 28, 2003

dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.

Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"

by r.c.586 June 2, 2009

dandruff salad

to give a dandruff salad is to headbutt someone

He squared up to that guy and gave him a dandruff salad, bust his nose wide open

by colm harrington December 26, 2008