mopeding

when you are so desparate you bang a girl who is not exactly something you would want your friends to see you with/riding..hence she is a moped.

I haven't gotten any in months.. so I went mopeding last night at the bar

by mimesscareme April 01, 2009

salamander

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer

Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!

by mimesscareme April 01, 2009