mountain martians

The worst shitposter ever. Never makes videos.

Todd : Hey, when's the last time mountain martians uploaded.

Mark : 6 years.

by Mountain Martians July 15, 2021

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mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

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Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

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Brokeback Mountain Fresh

A phrase based on the popular movie, Brokeback Mountain, indicating a smells good, such as any Axe Body Spray and similar fragrances is gay. A scent associated with douchebags and hipsters.

Bro, I love your cologne, it’s so Brokeback Mountain Fresh.

by Neighty1 June 27, 2019

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